The Lego Movie (2014)
“Come with me if you want to not die.” Don’t listen to the little kids you know who proclaim this and Frozen to be the best movies ever. The Lego […]
“Come with me if you want to not die.” Don’t listen to the little kids you know who proclaim this and Frozen to be the best movies ever. The Lego […]
“It’s kind of a corny, romantic comedy kind of story.” There’s really no way to spoil this movie. You already know exactly what is going to happen. They Came Together […]
“Wait till you see my merkin.” It’s sad, the state of movies, how predictable they’ve become. We can say to ourselves such and such is going to happen next, and […]
“It’s his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.” We all know who Achilles is, even if it’s because of that awful Brad Pitt movie Troy. He was a […]
“We’re here for the zero romance package.” With Blended, the above quote is exactly what you get, and Adam Sandler makes it a staggering eight consecutive bombs. Not since 2009’s […]
“Do the same thing. Everyone’s happy.” Sequels, by and large, don’t work. 22 Jump Street somehow manages to clear that last high hurdle that so many other franchises stumble on. […]
“You’re never going to be happy cooking for someone else.” Chef is exactly what you think that it would be. And that’s nothing against it. This is as enjoyable a […]
“I’m a grenade.” Some movies disappoint. Others never live up to their full potential. And then there are films like The Fault in Our Stars that are everything you’d imagine them to […]
“Yeah, we’ll use a coupon and get him a cheap hooker.” The Bromance has been such a common trope this past decade. Supposedly it portrays the way men are hardwired, and […]
“Be a man and milk me!” Comedies with a hard R rating are a rare breed. They can’t bring in as big of a crowd, leading to less ticket sales, […]