Oh. What. Fun. (2025)
“They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays…Moms.” Both a throwback to the feeling of old holiday films and a play-by-play rehash of certain scenes […]
“They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays…Moms.” Both a throwback to the feeling of old holiday films and a play-by-play rehash of certain scenes […]
“My life is kind of a balancing act right now.” Preposterous in all of the worst ways, My Secret Santa is among the worst films of the year, even despite my […]
“There’s just not a standout quality.” Curiously opening with the dawn of man and transitioning to present day New York, Materialists posits that romantic relationships are primal and that rings and […]
“It was a mistake.” Plagued by horrible acting, lazy direction, and a wayward tone that feels neither right for audiences or children or a blend of the two, Dear Santa […]
“The best way to learn a new language is to take on a lover who speaks it.” Much like its meandering and vanilla lead character, Find Me Falling is a film […]
“High School’s gonna murder you.” Ready to serve as many underaged, laugh out loud moments as it is physical eyerolls from the corny script, Incoming is a film too obviously […]
“I don’t care what they have to say.” I’m not sure any single person knows how to properly explain it, but if you’re lucky enough when it comes to real […]
“There’s a thin line between love and hate.” When it comes to Anyone But You, a delightful yet predictably predictable Rom-Com that earns its casual R rating, nothing about the wheel […]
“Nobody reads the fine print.” Based on a real life tradition in El Segundo, California where the Christmas decorations are an actual competition, Candy Cane Lane attempts to borrow that reality […]
“Who sends Christmas letters anymore?” Best. Christmas. Ever! opens with the cantankerous Charlotte (Heather Graham) breaking the fourth wall and talking directly to audience members, complaining about her old – and […]