Love, Guaranteed (2020)
“It’s a jungle out there.” After a rough and rocky 10 minutes or so, I was convinced that Love, Guaranteed would comfortably reside towards the top of my imaginary year’s […]
Category Archives: Romance
The Broken Hearts Gallery (2020)
“You live in the past.” Sometimes you watch a movie and can tell everyone involved just had a blast in the process of making it. That they had fun and […]
Words on Bathroom Walls (2020)
“How hard could it be to hide my burgeoning insanity from the unforgiving ecosystem that is high school?” Visually creative, deeply empathetic, refreshingly familiar. Those are the taglines I would […]
Chemical Hearts (2020)
“Being young is so painful.” Heavy on heartache and a proud bearer of truthful growing pains, Chemical Hearts is yet another entry in the long line of High School Senior […]
The Lost Husband (2020)
“It’s hard to lose your person and your whole life in a year.” There’s something so oddly comforting and relaxing about just how small and run of the mill The […]
The Kissing Booth 2 (2020)
“Last year’s gonna be hard to top.” More in common with a lengthy stint in detention than it ever has with a young love romantic comedy, The Kissing Booth 2 […]
Babyteeth (2020)
“You look like a different person.” The multitudes of love and loss, of the here and the now, of the enviable past and the undeniable future are laid out for […]
Desperados (2020)
“Get your life together.” By the time we finally arrive at the end of Netflix’s Desperados, an almost laudably lazy addition to the romantic comedy genre, the film’s desperate protagonist […]
Palm Springs (2020)
“It’s one of those infinite time loop situations you might’ve heard about.” I have to be candid and admit that I simply do not understand the praise being lopped onto […]
Summer Catch (2001)
“I’m just trying to figure out what inning you’re going to self-destruct.” Upon revisiting Summer Catch, a mediocre film I admittedly fell asleep to nearly every night during the break of 2002, […]
