Between Two Ferns: The Movie (2019)
“I want people to laugh with me, not at me.” The entire idea behind Between Two Ferns: The Movie seems to be how ridiculous it is that this paper thin […]
Monthly Archives: September 2019
Ad Astra (2019)
“I must accept the fact I never really knew you. Nor am I you.” It’s rather remarkable that, in a time littered with small budget dramas and endless high-top tent […]
Tall Girl (2019)
“I’m just gonna get my hopes up about happy endings in movies with actresses that are under six feet.” While Netflix’s latest micro-budget production Tall Girl has good intentions, enforcing […]
Linda Ronstadt: The Sound of My Voice (2019)
“I still sing in my mind, but I can’t do it physically.” In the same way that many people cling to voicemails of loved ones who’ve long since passed, the […]
Hustlers (2019)
“We can’t dance forever.” With exceptions few and far between, the American Dream’s heyday hopes of a life lived in suburbia with a white-picket fence have radically changed this side […]
Late Night (2019)
“Be careful of showing who you are.” For a largely light-hearted workplace comedy that’s determined to fight back against the longstanding male control of evening talk show hosts, Late Night […]
It Chapter Two (2019)
“If It ever comes back, we’ll come back too.” Dense, disturbing, and terribly disappointing in equal measures, It Chapter Two revisits Stephen King’s small fictional town of Derry, Maine precisely […]
Angel Has Fallen (2019)
“You’re a disaster waiting to happen.” Marginally better than the previous entries in this flat-footed franchise, which really isn’t saying all that much, Angel Has Fallen continues – and potentially brings […]
Ready or Not (2019)
“It’s just a weird family ritual.” Class warfare, outdated family traditions, and holy matrimony literally duke it out in Ready or Not, a bloody fun and uneven attempt at satire […]
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