Fist Fight (2017)
“Well that’s not good.” How is it that a comedy titled Fist Fight sets up a stunted story without the power to deliver a single punchline through its paper-thin premise? And further more, […]
“Well that’s not good.” How is it that a comedy titled Fist Fight sets up a stunted story without the power to deliver a single punchline through its paper-thin premise? And further more, […]
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