Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)
“Death is just like life in Sin City.” Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is not a movie. At least not in the traditional sense. Like the original, it’s […]
Monthly Archives: August 2014
What If (2014)
“Love is just an all purpose excuse for selfish behavior.” This movie was one of my most anticipated of the year. I greatly admire the romantic comedy genre because it’s so […]
Snowpiercer (2014)
“We must all of us, on this train of life, remain in our allotted station.” I still don’t know what to make of this movie. Many have hailed it as […]
Let’s Be Cops (2014)
“This is super illegal, right?” Let’s Be Cops is an average story, starring average guys, mostly doing average things. The main takeaway is that it’s hilarious. Like most comedies, it […]
Hercules (2014)
“I’m just a mercenary, looking for gold.” If gold was what this movie was looking for, it went searching in all of the wrong places. Hercules doesn’t even find a […]
The Giver (2014)
“The elders are never wrong.” What a pleasant surprise of a movie. The trailers seemed obsessed with looking like the rest of the young adult fantasy films released in recent […]
Boyhood (2014)
“You don’t want the bumpers, life doesn’t give you bumpers.” Movies are, in my humble opinion, the most complete art form. They coalesce as a holistic vision incorporating colors and […]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
“You’re a talking turtle.” This movie doesn’t quite seem to know what it wants to be. Is it an origin story about the anthropomorphic turtles? Could it be about April […]
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
“I look around and you know what I see? Losers.” I feel sorry for all future Marvel movies, mostly because none will ever be as daring, earnest, or laugh out […]
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