While We’re Young (2015)
“He’s not evil…he’s just young.” To watch While We’re Young is the equivalent of spending an hour and a half at a craps table, unironically partaking in a total and utter crapshoot. […]
Category Archives: Comedy
Welcome to Me (2015)
“Not everyone is an emotional exhibitionist.” Writing about Welcome to Me, one of the most worthless and heartless movies I have ever seen, just flat-out pisses me off. Everything about this movie (I […]
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (2015)
“It’s like a menu for your future.” In Walker Percy’s novel The Moviegoer, required curriculum for film lovers, the author speaks of moments which define. For the average Joe that […]
Love, Rosie (2015)
“I know boy girl relationships can be quite complicated.” In Love, Rosie, another entry into the long line of pleasant enough yet unremarkable RomComs, the lead characters and the story allow themselves […]
Adult Beginners (2015)
“I can’t hear you mope anymore.” Adult Beginners has the solid pedigree low-brow/budget movies all want. It has the great cast. It has the Duplass brothers, kings of independent filmmaking, […]
The Voices (2015)
“The only time I felt truly alive is when I’m killing.” Watching The Voices is like engaging in a budding new romance which you know will turn sour. It hits every high […]
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
“They say overweight people use humor to gain attention.” For the first time ever, I was happy to be crammed into the smallest theater in my local cinema. To experience […]
Listen Up Philip (2014)
“You’re a man of contradictions.” There is an inherent selfishness that comes with being a creative voice. Producing any kind of art is an indulgent affair, one where personal opinion […]
Get Hard (2015)
“Success is a mindset.” If there is any truth to the above quote, than Get Hard must have a completely different way of thinking than the intelligent and prosperous. The smartest piece […]
Rudderless (2014)
“But make no mistake, you are hiding.” Every once in a while I specifically choose a movie to get on dvd through Netflix that I’m sure nobody else has seen. […]
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