Always Be My Maybe (2019)
“The past is the past, right?” Some things just take time to come to fruition and love is of no exception to the rules of fate. You shouldn’t rush what’s […]
“The past is the past, right?” Some things just take time to come to fruition and love is of no exception to the rules of fate. You shouldn’t rush what’s […]
“There’s no way the two of you work.” Long Shot is a decent romantic comedy with a likable identity when it decides to dig in and get a little dirty, […]
“I’m from the surface. No one’s gonna take me seriously.” There’s no denying Aquaman’s dedication to the character’s unique brand – it’s an homage to countless blockbusters, a garish CGI spectacle, so […]
“I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most – they pay the price.” Ant-Man and the Wasp is funny and entertaining in the same ways that you’re instantly […]
“Just because you want it doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.” The Disaster Artist frustrated me, but not in the negative ways that you might expect. As a kinda-sorta autobiographical film recreating […]
“You don’t have any direction in life.” It is not lost on me that there have been quite a few comedies I’ve loathed that some readers still managed to enjoy, or […]
“Can this thing handle snow?” In storytelling, a hamartia is a fatal flaw exemplified by a single character. This is typically greed, jealousy, disdain. It’s a telling reflection of a […]
“Can we cut the s*** here, for a second?” People do not experience emotions the way they are portrayed and supposedly felt in The Hollars, one of the year’s biggest disappointments and […]
“You’re clever but you’re not too brainy. You’re prettyish but you’re not too gorgeous. You’re approachable.” The thing about Trainwreck that sticks with you most is its unflinching, sometimes even strikingly nasty honesty. […]
“Excuse him, he has stink dick.” Sometimes you have to give a bad movie credit where credit is due entirely because of the sheer audacity and bronze balls it has […]