Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
“We can make you now! Don’t you get it? We don’t need you anymore!” The fourth installment in this redundant franchise opens with the extinction of dinosaurs and all life […]
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Maleficent (2014)
“She reveled in the sorrow that her curse had brought.” All in all, Maleficent surprisingly is not a bad movie. At the same time, it is totally unnecessary. Disney clearly […]
Blended (2014)
“We’re here for the zero romance package.” With Blended, the above quote is exactly what you get, and Adam Sandler makes it a staggering eight consecutive bombs. Not since 2009’s […]
22 Jump Street (2014)
“Do the same thing. Everyone’s happy.” Sequels, by and large, don’t work. 22 Jump Street somehow manages to clear that last high hurdle that so many other franchises stumble on. […]
Chef (2014)
“You’re never going to be happy cooking for someone else.” Chef is exactly what you think that it would be. And that’s nothing against it. This is as enjoyable a […]
The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
“I’m a grenade.” Some movies disappoint. Others never live up to their full potential. And then there are films like The Fault in Our Stars that are everything you’d imagine them to […]
Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
“I’m not really a soldier…” Edge of Tomorrow should not have worked. Moviegoers should have paid for their overpriced ticket, purchased a heart attack sized popcorn and a diabetically massive […]
Grand Piano (2014)
“I play piano. This is just another gig. Nothing else.” Grand Piano is perhaps one of the most captivating, strangest, and intense movies in recent memory. It’s a combination of Phone […]
That Awkward Moment (2014)
“Yeah, we’ll use a coupon and get him a cheap hooker.” The Bromance has been such a common trope this past decade. Supposedly it portrays the way men are hardwired, and […]
Godzilla (2014)
“You have no idea what’s coming!” Everyone knows of, or at least has heard the word Godzilla before. The name itself represents a cultural icon and phenomenon that has been […]
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