Goosebumps (2015)
“Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist.” The farther that we delve and we dig into the reasonably innocuous Goosebumps, […]
“Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist.” The farther that we delve and we dig into the reasonably innocuous Goosebumps, […]
“You are not special, Peter.” I’m starting to think, and maybe even contend, that the tale of Peter Pan is one not meant for the screen. J.M. Barrie’s stage play […]
“I’m afraid I can’t help you.” You see the poster and you watch the trailer for Knock Knock and expect a low-budget, campy horror comedy. And to start that is what we […]
“This story doesn’t have a happy ending.” When it comes to cards I am a novice. Can barely shuffle, could manage to lose a game of 52 pickup if my […]
“You don’t need all them. Just right the way you are.” Throughout I’ll See You in My Dreams, a short and sweet and honest movie about love lost and love found, we […]
“I’m not gonna die here.” The Martian is the ultimate crowd-pleaser of a movie. It’s an adventure unafraid to declare that being smart is cool, and that having a sense of […]
“Nothing will make sense to your American ears.” We live in a time, or perhaps just a version of a single plane of existence, surrounded by war. No matter how […]
“To walk on the wire…this is life.” Maybe I would have liked The Walk more had I not revisited Man on Wire the night before, for the third time. The doc is on Netflix, […]
“I don’t even know who you are anymore.” I’ve watched roughly 125 new movies so far this year, and The Perfect Guy is easily the most bizarre, peculiar film of the lot. We […]
“Stop trying to be so mean.” As a child, I was always fond of a sign that hung in my Grandmother’s kitchen. “When Mom says no, call 1-800-GRANDMA.” I’d say […]