Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
“I think we went back in.” It’s not that I think Jumanji: The Next Level is a far inferior film than 2017’s Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, but more that […]
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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
“There is nothing subtle about you.” I personally find it to be a good thing that this film’s title is endorsed by and insinuates a divorce from the ceaseless, tiresome […]
Fighting with My Family (2019)
“Wrestling’s in your blood.” As commercialized and accessible as Fighting with My Family might seem on the surface level, I’m fairly certain that I’ve never seen anything exactly like this movie […]
Skyscraper (2018)
“It’s okay to be scared.” The quote directly above, said with great confidence by the planet’s biggest action star, is what sets Skyscraper mildly apart from the many movies which influenced its […]
Rampage (2018)
“Prepare to engage.” Like an empty-headed romp of 90’s era ridiculousness decked out by modern day’s supreme CGI graphics, Rampage is both a lavish and contemporary throwback to a time where logic […]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
“A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind.” Nobody likes a know-it-all or a smart ass. That is unless you yourself are one. […]
Baywatch (2017)
“Stuck junk is stuck junk.” You probably shouldn’t see this movie if you’re easily turned off by a bounty of cleavage or an onslaught of penis jokes; the film’s focus on […]
The Fate of the Furious (2017)
“He knows it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. The only thing that matters is who’s behind the wheel.” What better way to follow-up Furious 7’s side-splitting case of cinematic appendicitis than […]
Moana (2016)
“Who would want to go anywhere else?” I hope you’ve all experienced that sort of awkward and instant connection with another person where you couldn’t hold back a slight smile aimed in […]
Central Intelligence (2016)
“I don’t like bullies.” In the late 1980’s, John Candy had a legendary stretch from 87-89 starring in such films as Planes, Trains & Automobiles, The Great Outdoors, and Uncle Buck. For how memorable the […]
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