Extraction (2020)
“More like a thing than a person.” Perhaps unintentionally, Extraction succeeds as the epitome and the progeny of a first person video game brought to life, even more so than most […]
“More like a thing than a person.” Perhaps unintentionally, Extraction succeeds as the epitome and the progeny of a first person video game brought to life, even more so than most […]
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