Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
“You’re a talking turtle.” This movie doesn’t quite seem to know what it wants to be. Is it an origin story about the anthropomorphic turtles? Could it be about April […]
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Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
“I look around and you know what I see? Losers.” I feel sorry for all future Marvel movies, mostly because none will ever be as daring, earnest, or laugh out […]
Lucy (2014)
“I feel everything.” Lucy just might have earned the title as the dumbest smart movie I have ever seen. The first half is a compelling character driven story, whereas the rest […]
The Lego Movie (2014)
“Come with me if you want to not die.” Don’t listen to the little kids you know who proclaim this and Frozen to be the best movies ever. The Lego […]
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
“I’m saving the human race.” Remember when Batman Begins was released and everyone thought it was pretty good? And then The Dark Knight came along and blew that first installment out […]
Locke (2013)
“I’m not coming home. I’ll fix it and we’ll all go back to normal.” Never have I seen a film like Locke, or at least not one that works so […]
They Came Together (2014)
“It’s kind of a corny, romantic comedy kind of story.” There’s really no way to spoil this movie. You already know exactly what is going to happen. They Came Together […]
Obvious Child (2014)
“Wait till you see my merkin.” It’s sad, the state of movies, how predictable they’ve become. We can say to ourselves such and such is going to happen next, and […]
Life Itself (2014)
“I can write, I just always could.” I’m a firm believer that certain people are destined to become certain things. Maybe it’s due to their geographics, could be because of their […]
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
“It’s his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.” We all know who Achilles is, even if it’s because of that awful Brad Pitt movie Troy. He was a […]
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