Halloween Kills (2021)
“Tonight we hunt him down.” It’s a struggle for me to ever really feel one way or another about a new Halloween movie when it’s been released. Most people are […]
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Uncle Frank (2020)
“You gonna be the person you decide to be, or are you gonna be the person everyone else tells you you are?” He sits in the corner reading and thinking. […]
Halloween (2018)
“He’s waited for me. I waited for him.” Released almost exactly 40 years after John Carpenter’s iconic original – and after ditching all of the loose consequences and false avenues […]
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
“I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most – they pay the price.” Ant-Man and the Wasp is funny and entertaining in the same ways that you’re instantly […]
The 15:17 to Paris (2018)
“My Father says everyone has a story and it’s our duty to tell it.” Back in my scathing review of 2015’s American Sniper – which is, at least in my opinion, one […]
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
“I did not start this war.” As overtly and obviously religious in tone as it is visually inspired by the Fall of the Roman Empire, War for the Planet of the […]
Lemon (2017)
“I booked a thing.” Some movies intentionally take us off the beaten path to ill-effect, giving us a bumpy ride without anything meaningful to really latch onto. Take the […]
Grandma (2015)
“Stop trying to be so mean.” As a child, I was always fond of a sign that hung in my Grandmother’s kitchen. “When Mom says no, call 1-800-GRANDMA.” I’d say […]
Ant-Man (2015)
“One question… Is it too late to change the name?” At the end of Ant-Man, after the two post-credit scenes finish, we get a proclamation as awkward as the rest of the […]
Jurassic World (2015)
“No one’s impressed with a dinosaur anymore.” This is the kind of world I want to go to, that I wish I could visit. I’d like to get there first, […]
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