The Conjuring 2 (2016)
“After everything we’ve seen, there isn’t much that rattles either of us anymore.” Fairly early in the film, young Janet (Madison Wolfe) sits on the couch in her London flat […]
“After everything we’ve seen, there isn’t much that rattles either of us anymore.” Fairly early in the film, young Janet (Madison Wolfe) sits on the couch in her London flat […]
“We will conquer this wilderness. It will not consume us.” To watch The Witch is to be perplexed. And frankly, I must admit that I still have not completely put it all […]
“Nothing bad’s gonna happen on Christmas.” Apparently movies geared towards Christmas are some of the hardest to make. First this year we got the deplorable Love the Coopers, followed by the […]
“What you’re doing is wrong.” In essence, there is little convention to the Frankenstein story or its mythology. Creating life from death should be spectacular, controversial, and dazzling. Victor Frankenstein is just […]
“Ghosts are real. This much I know.” I’ve put a lot of thought into this movie, because frankly, with a director I greatly admire making a film in a genre […]
“I’m afraid I can’t help you.” You see the poster and you watch the trailer for Knock Knock and expect a low-budget, campy horror comedy. And to start that is what we […]
“Bedtime here is 9:30. It’s probably best if you two shouldn’t come out of your room after that.” Welcome back to the big leagues, M. Night Shyamalan. Throughout the tumultuous career of […]
“Choose your poison.” Spring is a little horror movie with a little hint of romance that does well enough to make the grade. It passes. Visually though, this is absolutely stunning, […]
“I’ve got a weird sense of humor.” What is this movie building towards? That’s what I asked myself, time and time again, while sitting through Creep, a slog of a should’ve-been-sprite 80 […]
“They’re here…” I sat in disbelief once this movie had finished. The reason being, with all of my reservations on the film, I enjoyed Poltergeist. No, it doesn’t hold a flickering candle to […]