Blended (2014)
“We’re here for the zero romance package.” With Blended, the above quote is exactly what you get, and Adam Sandler makes it a staggering eight consecutive bombs. Not since 2009’s […]
“We’re here for the zero romance package.” With Blended, the above quote is exactly what you get, and Adam Sandler makes it a staggering eight consecutive bombs. Not since 2009’s […]
“Do the same thing. Everyone’s happy.” Sequels, by and large, don’t work. 22 Jump Street somehow manages to clear that last high hurdle that so many other franchises stumble on. […]
“You’re never going to be happy cooking for someone else.” Chef is exactly what you think that it would be. And that’s nothing against it. This is as enjoyable a […]
“I’m a grenade.” Some movies disappoint. Others never live up to their full potential. And then there are films like The Fault in Our Stars that are everything you’d imagine them to […]
“Yeah, we’ll use a coupon and get him a cheap hooker.” The Bromance has been such a common trope this past decade. Supposedly it portrays the way men are hardwired, and […]
“Be a man and milk me!” Comedies with a hard R rating are a rare breed. They can’t bring in as big of a crowd, leading to less ticket sales, […]
“I haven’t really been anywhere noteworthy or mentionable.” Movies are supposed to have a voice. Just like any story, conversation, or exchange of a few simple words. That’s the entire […]
“Life is a harsh sentence to lay down for yourself.” We’re all storytellers. Living grants us that gift. But some people don’t choose to write as often, and instead relent […]
“Just cause you’re in first class doesn’t make you a first class person.” Based on a true story, Philomena seems to be a movie that’s best to go into blind. […]
“When you’ve got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.” After the success of the first Anchorman ten years ago, cult fans of […]