Jurassic World (2015)
“No one’s impressed with a dinosaur anymore.” This is the kind of world I want to go to, that I wish I could visit. I’d like to get there first, […]
Tag Archives: Action
Spy (2015)
“I would accept that with an open mouth.” Spy is a brilliantly stupid movie, weaving together a story of Peter Sellers type farcical exaggeration and equal parts action driven set pieces. […]
San Andreas (2015)
“This is not a normal day!” Certain movies are meant for summer. To cool off from the sweltering heatwaves in an air-conditioned theater, to sip a sweating soda and embrace […]
Tomorrowland (2015)
“Just try to be a little more upbeat.” Tomorrowland, a lavishly gorgeous and incredibly realized world, had that above quote tattooed all over its underlying smarmy self. Be happy, be positive, believe […]
Mad Max: Fury Road
“If you can’t fix what’s broken, you’ll go insane.” Mad Max: Fury Road is every critic’s dream. It’s accessible and offbeat, easily serving as a blank slate for a barrage of […]
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
“I think you’re confusing peace for quiet.” Marvel needs to look hard in the mirror and seriously ask itself what it is trying to do. As is the case with […]
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
“They say overweight people use humor to gain attention.” For the first time ever, I was happy to be crammed into the smallest theater in my local cinema. To experience […]
Furious 7 (2015)
“You can’t outrun the past.” To this day, I remember the pure pedal to the floor magic of The Fast and the Furious, the first in this drawn out franchise. It was impossible to […]
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
“We are first and foremost gentlemen.” Kingsman: The Secret Service is a beautiful disaster. It also is not a bloody good time, veering into unnecessary and gratuitous barbarity. The action comes at […]
Mortdecai (2015)
“I am loved by all who know me.” The production company Lionsgate recently announced, on behalf of star Johnny Depp, to franchise Mortdecai and its lead character, opening up possibilities for future […]
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