Jurassic World (2015)
“No one’s impressed with a dinosaur anymore.” This is the kind of world I want to go to, that I wish I could visit. I’d like to get there first, […]
“No one’s impressed with a dinosaur anymore.” This is the kind of world I want to go to, that I wish I could visit. I’d like to get there first, […]
“I said, ‘Mother I am a grown man.’” As the title suggests, Nightingale frames its tragic hero around classic Greek Mythology. There are many myths supporting this story, and its usually one […]
“I would accept that with an open mouth.” Spy is a brilliantly stupid movie, weaving together a story of Peter Sellers type farcical exaggeration and equal parts action driven set pieces. […]
“I may have to jerk it before we even get there.” As a fan of the series, I understand how the die-hards will march into theaters on opening weekend with […]
“You have totally lost your harmony.” Unlike just about every person I know, I was not a fan of the original Pitch Perfect. It’s not horrible, but it’s never more than an […]
“This is not a normal day!” Certain movies are meant for summer. To cool off from the sweltering heatwaves in an air-conditioned theater, to sip a sweating soda and embrace […]
“Yes, this is awkward.” If you read just a single line of this review, make it the following; Aloha is bound to be one of the worst movies of 2015. I’m sure most […]
“I want precisely what he has already.” In 2005, the late David Foster Wallace famously delivered the commencement speech for Kenyon College titled This Is Water. I personally encourage any and all […]
“Do you ever think we will go swimming?” Addiction and love, anymore at least, walk the same blurred line. Love, the all powerful and all meaningful noun/verb has lost its […]
“They’re here…” I sat in disbelief once this movie had finished. The reason being, with all of my reservations on the film, I enjoyed Poltergeist. No, it doesn’t hold a flickering candle to […]