The Cobbler (2015)
“To truly know a man you must walk in his shoes.” The Cobbler didn’t make it into theaters this year for a reason. Not that it’s horrible, in fact I’ve seen […]
Category Archives: Comedy
Creep (2015)
“I’ve got a weird sense of humor.” What is this movie building towards? That’s what I asked myself, time and time again, while sitting through Creep, a slog of a should’ve-been-sprite 80 […]
Ted 2 (2015)
“This is a nightmare.” The main conflict in Ted 2 is whether or not the foul-mouthed little bear is a person or property. Of course he’s a person. He’s conscious, aware, capable […]
Dope (2015)
“This is creative. This shows that I’m different.” Movies, with rarely any exception, have three acts. The first is the set-up, the introduction to the characters and the world. Second […]
Inside Out (2015)
“What did we do to deserve you?” Every once in a while a film comes along that fundamentally changes who you are. It helps you to grow, adapt, to […]
5 to 7 (2015)
“What are we willing to do for love?” 5 to 7 is a little romantic indie that is so under the radar, will go so underseen and unappreciated, that many people won’t […]
Spy (2015)
“I would accept that with an open mouth.” Spy is a brilliantly stupid movie, weaving together a story of Peter Sellers type farcical exaggeration and equal parts action driven set pieces. […]
Entourage (2015)
“I may have to jerk it before we even get there.” As a fan of the series, I understand how the die-hards will march into theaters on opening weekend with […]
Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
“You have totally lost your harmony.” Unlike just about every person I know, I was not a fan of the original Pitch Perfect. It’s not horrible, but it’s never more than an […]
Aloha (2015)
“Yes, this is awkward.” If you read just a single line of this review, make it the following; Aloha is bound to be one of the worst movies of 2015. I’m sure most […]
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