Tangerine (2015)
“Los Angeles is a beautifully wrapped lie.” Few of us, if any at all, are the person behind closed doors which we present to others. There’s a built-in pretense to our […]
Category Archives: Comedy
American Ultra (2015)
“I am spooky quiet.” *= terrible pot puns/references meant to make a dreary review on a lousy film a little more bearable. Enjoy. Let’s just get this out there to start; American […]
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
“Not very good at this whole subtlety thing, are you?” The shortest way I could think to describe The Man from U.N.C.L.E. was the phrase “aggressively harmless.” Which, if you couldn’t tell, […]
Unexpected (2015)
“It’s not how I thought it would happen.” No matter what we might think, we are never going to experience a journey alone. There is no such thing as a […]
Vacation (2015)
“This family’s in a rut.” Family vacations are messy. You get stuck in traffic, lose luggage, get sick, start stupid fights. And that’s why they are memorable. You press on […]
Pixels (2015)
“Let the nerds take over.” Pixels is the kind of movie that, for the sake of moviegoers everywhere, needs to be hated. The Adam Sandler brand needs to become as uncool […]
Trainwreck (2015)
“You’re clever but you’re not too brainy. You’re prettyish but you’re not too gorgeous. You’re approachable.” The thing about Trainwreck that sticks with you most is its unflinching, sometimes even strikingly nasty honesty. […]
Magic Mike XXL (2015)
“We’re gonna see if he still has some Magic in that Mike.” Magic Mike XXL requires no thought. The surface level approach, with the greased up muscles and women swooning, practically […]
Minions (2015)
“Doesn’t it feel so good to be bad?” Did we need a Minions movie? Absolutely not. If the current Hollywood model was around years ago, creating full length films based on memorable […]
The Overnight (2015)
“I want to stay here forever.” While sitting through The Overnight, squirming in my seat with a hand often covering my mouth, I felt a looming sense of dread. Every little this-or-that […]
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