Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)
“Death is just like life in Sin City.” Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is not a movie. At least not in the traditional sense. Like the original, it’s […]
Category Archives: Action
Snowpiercer (2014)
“We must all of us, on this train of life, remain in our allotted station.” I still don’t know what to make of this movie. Many have hailed it as […]
Let’s Be Cops (2014)
“This is super illegal, right?” Let’s Be Cops is an average story, starring average guys, mostly doing average things. The main takeaway is that it’s hilarious. Like most comedies, it […]
Hercules (2014)
“I’m just a mercenary, looking for gold.” If gold was what this movie was looking for, it went searching in all of the wrong places. Hercules doesn’t even find a […]
The Giver (2014)
“The elders are never wrong.” What a pleasant surprise of a movie. The trailers seemed obsessed with looking like the rest of the young adult fantasy films released in recent […]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
“You’re a talking turtle.” This movie doesn’t quite seem to know what it wants to be. Is it an origin story about the anthropomorphic turtles? Could it be about April […]
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
“I look around and you know what I see? Losers.” I feel sorry for all future Marvel movies, mostly because none will ever be as daring, earnest, or laugh out […]
Lucy (2014)
“I feel everything.” Lucy just might have earned the title as the dumbest smart movie I have ever seen. The first half is a compelling character driven story, whereas the rest […]
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
“I’m saving the human race.” Remember when Batman Begins was released and everyone thought it was pretty good? And then The Dark Knight came along and blew that first installment out […]
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
“We can make you now! Don’t you get it? We don’t need you anymore!” The fourth installment in this redundant franchise opens with the extinction of dinosaurs and all life […]
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