A Quiet Place (2018)
“Who are we if we can’t protect them?” I normally try to avoid opening night for blockbusters / horror films because the unpredictable crowds always scare me. Walking into A Quiet […]
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The Hurricane Heist (2018)
“This time, no one’s gonna’ die.” Had it been released back when brick and mortar video rental stores were a norm instead of a slowly dying breed of the prehistoric […]
Red Sparrow (2018)
“Don’t give him all of you.” More like a slow, suggestive death knell than the flurry of frenzied action you’re likely to expect, Red Sparrow is the sort of film that simultaneously […]
Fifty Shades Freed (2018)
“I should misbehave more often.” Most studies show that porn controls a significant percentage of all the internet’s bandwidth. There seems to be a site for every kink, every fetish, […]
The 15:17 to Paris (2018)
“My Father says everyone has a story and it’s our duty to tell it.” Back in my scathing review of 2015’s American Sniper – which is, at least in my opinion, one […]
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018)
“We started this together, may as well end it that way too.” After three films, 6+ hours of screen time, and a trio of blandly written books, I couldn’t help […]
Personal Shopper (2017)
“You could call it that; you could call it a million things.” Personal Shopper will likely not be of much interest to most moviegoers, which if I’m being honest, is a […]
Geostorm (2017)
“You get us a car. I’ll get us a President.” Believe it or not, Geostorm actually starts with a bit of promise. Its preaches to us through an Al Gore inspired An Inconvenient […]
Brawl in Cell Block 99 (2017)
“That muscle just for show?” Brawl in Cell Block 99 has no business being as gruelingly long as it is – at times if comes across like a drawn-out and poor […]
Happy Death Day (2017)
“I know what is going to happen before it happens.” It’s quite appropriate that Happy Death Day takes place at the fictional Bayfield University instead of the expected horrors of the standard […]
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