Blockers (2018)
“Who you are today is not who you’re going to be.” With each increasingly gross gag from three desperate parents banding together to stop their daughters’ prom night sex pact […]
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A Quiet Place (2018)
“Who are we if we can’t protect them?” I normally try to avoid opening night for blockbusters / horror films because the unpredictable crowds always scare me. Walking into A Quiet […]
Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)
“Why would I do this?” Sitting through Pacific Rim: Uprising is pretty comparable to watching friends play video games for two hours. There’s plenty of action, lots of explosions and gunfire, hoorah […]
Ready Player One (2018)
“I never felt at home in the real world.” Like an 80’s child chomping on countless pieces of Fruit-Stripe flavored gum during a great daydream, Ready Player One is a film studies […]
Game Over, Man! (2018)
“We’re done following you around for good.” Press pause on this Netflix film and you’ll eventually see the testosterone filled log-line (the short summary meant to pitch a film) for Game […]
Tomb Raider (2018)
“There’s a very big difference between myth and reality.” The newly rebooted Tomb Raider seems comfortable being the kind of perfectly forgettable second feature on a hot Summer night’s drive-in theater excursion. […]
I Can Only Imagine (2018)
“You’re not good enough.” In the same way that I struggle to recommend or even enjoy many animated kid’s movies nowadays, faith-based films (specifically the countless Christian productions flooding my […]
Jane (2017)
“I see no difference between helping a human and helping an animal.” In Jane, which is without a shadow of a doubt one of the most disarmingly beautiful documentaries I’ve had […]
The Hurricane Heist (2018)
“This time, no one’s gonna’ die.” Had it been released back when brick and mortar video rental stores were a norm instead of a slowly dying breed of the prehistoric […]
Love, Simon (2018)
“I’m just like you.” We all have secrets, some huge and some small, some relatively light and others incredibly dark. And if we hold on to them for too long […]
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