The Gentlemen (2020)
“Business is business. It’s nothing personal.” The Gentlemen is my least favorite kind of movie to review, mostly because there’s almost nothing substantial or memorable enough to be worthy of […]
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Between Two Ferns: The Movie (2019)
“I want people to laugh with me, not at me.” The entire idea behind Between Two Ferns: The Movie seems to be how ridiculous it is that this paper thin […]
The Beach Bum (2019)
“I gotta get low to get high.” Ravenously shot with a colorful palette and an endless, hedonistic Happy Hour mindset, The Beach Bum follows a creative type who’s a lush […]
Serenity (2019)
“He’s dead in the water.” Some films are incomprehensible because their great scope out distances the reach of their aim. Others are ambiguous for posterity’s sake, told in vague tongues […]
White Boy Rick (2018)
“Make sure you can trust everyone around you.” It’s important to remember that even when a movie sells itself as a true story, there are still going to major manipulations […]
The Dark Tower (2017)
“So, when’s the Apocalypse coming?” Let me be as clear as I can: The Dark Tower is, I can only assume since I haven’t read the novels, a despicable adaptation of the […]
Sing (2016)
“Wonder and magic don’t come easy, pal.” There’s something about Sing, despite its many miscues and lapses in judgement, that registers in a really personal way. Even when things go bad and […]
Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)
“If you must blink, do it now.” From the onset, Kubo and the Two Strings uses the above quote to command our immediate attention, and by the time it’s through we’re left […]
Interstellar (2014)
“We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.” As […]
Dallas Buyers Club (2013)
“Sometimes I feel like I’m fighting for a life I ain’t got time to live.” Dallas Buyers Club revolves around Ron Woodroof, a man seen as a beautiful painting that hangs crooked. […]
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