Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
“I think we went back in.” It’s not that I think Jumanji: The Next Level is a far inferior film than 2017’s Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, but more that […]
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Orange County (2002)
“You sent in the wrong transcript?!” What can go wrong will go wrong in Orange County, a film full of cliches and stale drama and just enough laughs to circle back […]
The Holiday (2006)
“You’re supposed to be the leading lady of your own life.” Split into two sorely different halves – one of which is delightfully grounded and the other stuck with its […]
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018)
“Who would lock a book?” Packing humor that’ll sail right over the heads of very young children and sticking to a plot that’ll bore most grownups, Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween finds […]
The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018)
“This is no place for a kid.” Ghoulish, garish, and just goofy enough to get by, The House with a Clock in Its Walls doesn’t really appeal to any single broad audience. […]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
“A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind.” Nobody likes a know-it-all or a smart ass. That is unless you yourself are one. […]
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
“You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.” Kung Fu Panda 3 passes the lifeguard exam, retreading familiar territory for an hour and a half or […]
Goosebumps (2015)
“Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist.” The farther that we delve and we dig into the reasonably innocuous Goosebumps, […]
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