Obvious Child (2014)
“Wait till you see my merkin.” It’s sad, the state of movies, how predictable they’ve become. We can say to ourselves such and such is going to happen next, and […]
“Wait till you see my merkin.” It’s sad, the state of movies, how predictable they’ve become. We can say to ourselves such and such is going to happen next, and […]
“I can write, I just always could.” I’m a firm believer that certain people are destined to become certain things. Maybe it’s due to their geographics, could be because of their […]
“It’s his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.” We all know who Achilles is, even if it’s because of that awful Brad Pitt movie Troy. He was a […]
“We can make you now! Don’t you get it? We don’t need you anymore!” The fourth installment in this redundant franchise opens with the extinction of dinosaurs and all life […]
“She reveled in the sorrow that her curse had brought.” All in all, Maleficent surprisingly is not a bad movie. At the same time, it is totally unnecessary. Disney clearly […]
“We’re here for the zero romance package.” With Blended, the above quote is exactly what you get, and Adam Sandler makes it a staggering eight consecutive bombs. Not since 2009’s […]
“Do the same thing. Everyone’s happy.” Sequels, by and large, don’t work. 22 Jump Street somehow manages to clear that last high hurdle that so many other franchises stumble on. […]
“You’re never going to be happy cooking for someone else.” Chef is exactly what you think that it would be. And that’s nothing against it. This is as enjoyable a […]
“I’m a grenade.” Some movies disappoint. Others never live up to their full potential. And then there are films like The Fault in Our Stars that are everything you’d imagine them to […]
“I’m not really a soldier…” Edge of Tomorrow should not have worked. Moviegoers should have paid for their overpriced ticket, purchased a heart attack sized popcorn and a diabetically massive […]