The Wedding Ringer (2015)
“I am not looking for a friend. I’m looking for a best man.” Stars Josh Gad and Kevin Hart have said in interviews that the script for The Wedding Ringer had been […]
“I am not looking for a friend. I’m looking for a best man.” Stars Josh Gad and Kevin Hart have said in interviews that the script for The Wedding Ringer had been […]
“Anything can happen in the woods.” Into the Woods is a beautiful looking mess. Directed by Rob Marshall, the man behind 2002’s Best Picture winner Chicago, this compendium of nearly every major Disney […]
“Excuse him, he has stink dick.” Sometimes you have to give a bad movie credit where credit is due entirely because of the sheer audacity and bronze balls it has […]
“It’s a strange symbiosis that we’re here to investigate.” I’ll just come out and say it; I did not like this movie. There’s no lead character, no tangible or metaphorical […]
“There she is, our own little orphan Annie.” With the latest take on the iconic orphan, Annie manages to squander a wealth of onscreen talent and deliver a flat story […]
It gets harder every Christmas season to turn on the TV and find something new to watch. To discover a movie you haven’t seen or even heard of. You’re bound to […]
“Not on camera, it doesn’t exist.” There is no better time for film than the end of December. Countless movies are purposefully released at the climax of the calendar year […]
“You think you could babysit for a few hours?” Take paint thinner to the often glossy and extravagant holiday films and you’ll find yourself with Happy Christmas. Not a whole lot happens, […]
“You gotta get on with your life.” It’s one thing to plagiarize a film. Even worse is to do it poorly. A wannabe copy of last year’s supremely funny and […]
“Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige, my friend.” For some people, the reason for existence is relevance. The possible attainment of ubiquity gets them out of bed in […]