The Fundamentals of Caring (2016)
“Caregiving is to care, but not care too much.” The Fundamentals of Caring is not the worst movie I’ve seen this year from a technical standpoint. But it’s also one of the […]
“Caregiving is to care, but not care too much.” The Fundamentals of Caring is not the worst movie I’ve seen this year from a technical standpoint. But it’s also one of the […]
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“I’m not good at self-reflection.” Punny quotes like the one above comprise just about all of Therapy for a Vampire’s attempts at comedy. Outside of a few decent sight gags the film […]
“You just never know what’s gonna happen in this life.” When it comes to death you always hear the phrase, “the end is just the beginning.” The words may come […]
“There’s no such thing as selling out anymore.” Comedy trio The Lonely Island, perhaps best known for their slew of uproarious SNL digital shorts, reenter the film industry with the […]
“I’m not crazy. I know what I saw.” Somewhere along the way we come to the realization that this is a movie focused on mutant turtles and not ninja vigilantes. […]