Coco (2017)
“All of this work to bring the family together.” I’m not sure what to make of Coco. Its tedious and at times benign beginning is riddled with Chatty Cathy exposition right […]
Tag Archives: Adventure
Justice League (2017)
“I don’t have to recognize it. I just have to save it.” We’re officially five films into the DC Comics extended universe and things aren’t looking so good. There have […]
A Bad Moms Christmas (2017)
“Christmas is an insane amount of work.” Just days after Halloween and still weeks before Thanksgiving, I’m able to finally single out the one movie that I can confidently call […]
The Mountain Between Us (2017)
“We might die together and I don’t even know you.” What we get from The Mountain Between Us – a slightly above average survival tale forced into room and board with an […]
The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017)
“How hard is it to come up with a genius idea?” What sends The Lego Ninjago Movie off in the wrong direction tends to be its drive to duplicate some of the […]
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
“Having something to lose is what makes life worth living.” Kingsman: The Golden Circle features Elton John as a foul-mouthed hostage, robotic human eating dogs, baseball shaped grenades, and even a […]
The Dark Tower (2017)
“So, when’s the Apocalypse coming?” Let me be as clear as I can: The Dark Tower is, I can only assume since I haven’t read the novels, a despicable adaptation of the […]
The Emoji Movie (2017)
“Who has the time to type out actual words?” Not everything about The Emoji Movie is horrible. The colors are crisp. The voicework, while uninspired, has been cast well. It’s pretty short. […]
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
“It’s okay to be vulnerable sometimes.” It’s hard to describe Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets without imitating Bill Hader’s famous SNL character Stefon as he hyped up a New York night […]
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
“I did not start this war.” As overtly and obviously religious in tone as it is visually inspired by the Fall of the Roman Empire, War for the Planet of the […]
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