Extremely Wicked, Shocking Evil and Vile (2019)
“Show no emotion at all.” Let me just get this out the way: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (which I’ll simply refer to as “Extremely Wicked” to avoid my own […]
Long Shot (2019)
“There’s no way the two of you work.” Long Shot is a decent romantic comedy with a likable identity when it decides to dig in and get a little dirty, […]
The Last Summer (2019)
“It’s the last Summer after High School ends.” The first ten minutes of The Last Summer were some of the worst I’ve seen this entire year. They felt like I was […]
Knock Down the House (2019)
“We don’t care about party. We just wanna get stuff done.” Plenty of people will prematurely judge and blindly dismiss Knock Down the House based on personal party lines. That’s […]
Climax (2019)
“When you do things either it works or it doesn’t.” Climax curiously starts at the end with a disturbing, soulless laugh and a few audible pleas for help before rewinding […]
The Curse of La Llorona (2019)
“She wants us to be hers.” Incoherent, innocuous, and borderline lifeless, The Curse of La Llorona takes a classic folk tale and dooms it to hell with talented, lost actors trying […]
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
“”I know I said no more surprises, but I was really hoping to pull off one last one.” To say that I’ve never seen another film quite like Avengers: Endgame would […]
Teen Spirit (2019)
“Luck has nothing to do with it.” You don’t really know what to expect going in with a film titled Teen Spirit. You might predict a grunge riff on Nirvana’s […]
Someone Great (2019)
“When something breaks, if the pieces are large enough, you can fix it.” Someone Great knows how to have fun and how to work hungover. The script fears its presumptuously […]
After (2019)
“We’re all hardwired to desire.” After is a film that almost feels like a naive before, at times even a simple and virginal prelude, to the learned and kinky eroticism […]
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