Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
“You mean well, but you’re kind of overbearing.” I remember enjoying 2009’s Zombieland because, during the utter deluge of zombie movies at the time, it was able to blend comedy and […]
Halloweentown (1998)
“Why are you so obsessed with Halloween?” If I’m being honest, Halloweentown reminds me a lot of candy corn. It’s not a great piece of candy, nor is it one […]
Little Monsters (2019)
“It’s my job.” As a horror comedy, Little Monsters packs enough zombies and gut busting laughs to be lauded in both categories. What’s most impressive though is that the film […]
Gemini Man (2019)
“It was like I was seeing a ghost.” Ten months into the calendar year and I’m not quite sure that I’ve had a more disappointing time at the cinema than […]
The Addams Family (2019)
“This is my new look.” Once a comic strip, then a TV show, followed by two film adaptations, and now an animated movie, The Addams Family has transcended time and format […]
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)
“Give up Pinkman.” Television series don’t get much better than Breaking Bad. It is, from start to finish, one of the very best of its kind. Few false notes can be […]
Joker (2019)
“For my whole life, I didn’t know if I really even existed.” Joker descends on clown for hire Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) painting his face in a lit makeup mirror. […]
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
“We can go to the reunion and just pretend to be successful.” Just because Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion is a simple movie does not mean that it’s simple-minded. In […]
Abominable (2019)
“I wish there was a way out of here.” There are far worse films than Abominable that you could empty out your wallet for during a family night at the […]
Between Two Ferns: The Movie (2019)
“I want people to laugh with me, not at me.” The entire idea behind Between Two Ferns: The Movie seems to be how ridiculous it is that this paper thin […]
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