Love, Guaranteed (2020)
“It’s a jungle out there.” After a rough and rocky 10 minutes or so, I was convinced that Love, Guaranteed would comfortably reside towards the top of my imaginary year’s […]
“It’s a jungle out there.” After a rough and rocky 10 minutes or so, I was convinced that Love, Guaranteed would comfortably reside towards the top of my imaginary year’s […]
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“You look like a different person.” The multitudes of love and loss, of the here and the now, of the enviable past and the undeniable future are laid out for […]
“Get your life together.” By the time we finally arrive at the end of Netflix’s Desperados, an almost laudably lazy addition to the romantic comedy genre, the film’s desperate protagonist […]
“It’s one of those infinite time loop situations you might’ve heard about.” I have to be candid and admit that I simply do not understand the praise being lopped onto […]
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