Artemis Fowl (2020)
“Get the four leaf clover out of here.” Maddening, gaudy, and downright confusing from the awkward start to the clumsy finish, Artemis Fowl seems to have been a failed endeavor […]
“Get the four leaf clover out of here.” Maddening, gaudy, and downright confusing from the awkward start to the clumsy finish, Artemis Fowl seems to have been a failed endeavor […]
“You’re gonna have to do this next part on your own.” Similar to many follow-ups to global successes such alike the 2013 original, Frozen II goes for broke by implementing […]
“It’s my job.” As a horror comedy, Little Monsters packs enough zombies and gut busting laughs to be lauded in both categories. What’s most impressive though is that the film […]
“Who stands to benefit from the crime?” Despite how visually resplendent and beautifully captured Murder on the Orient Express looks – especially considering these lavish images were shot on celluloid – I […]
“Who could ever learn to love a beast?” There’s a reason that the 1991 Disney film was the only animated movie ever nominated for Best Picture up until the category […]
“Lick the ones you love.” There’s little doubt in my mind that this will be among the most contentious reviews I’ve ever written for two reasons. First, the film has […]
“Let the nerds take over.” Pixels is the kind of movie that, for the sake of moviegoers everywhere, needs to be hated. The Adam Sandler brand needs to become as uncool […]
“I am not looking for a friend. I’m looking for a best man.” Stars Josh Gad and Kevin Hart have said in interviews that the script for The Wedding Ringer had been […]
“For the next minute only, you can curse.” Set in hiker friendly Los Angeles, Wish I Was Here is a film that’s as up and down as the bumpy trails […]