The Rental (2020)
“I want it now.” The Rental, while fairly basic in plot but sporting a surprisingly sinister tone, seems to be part of the ever evolving home invasion horror genre. We’ve […]
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Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)
“We know they’re awful, but they’re our awful.” It simply makes sense that the long and often hilarious Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga not only embodies its […]
Her Smell (2019)
“You’re a mess.” The first 70 minutes of Her Smell are so physically draining and emotionally assaulting that the picture practically warrants a restraining order. We shouldn’t want to allow […]
The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017)
“My lamp’s gone out. I’ve run out of ideas.” With its egregiously overlong title, some rather clumsy direction, and a script seriously lacking in thematic consistency, The Man Who Invented Christmas has […]
Colossal (2017)
“Would you like something to drink?” Addiction is a beast that constantly lurches around the corners of the mind, purposefully short-circuiting the mainframe and malfunctioning unless it gets its way, similar […]
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
“Who could ever learn to love a beast?” There’s a reason that the 1991 Disney film was the only animated movie ever nominated for Best Picture up until the category […]
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