Brad’s Status (2017)
“This is not where I thought I’d be. It’s not the life I imagined.” At first glance this film looks like another depiction of a privileged life that’s been belittled […]
“This is not where I thought I’d be. It’s not the life I imagined.” At first glance this film looks like another depiction of a privileged life that’s been belittled […]
“Having something to lose is what makes life worth living.” Kingsman: The Golden Circle features Elton John as a foul-mouthed hostage, robotic human eating dogs, baseball shaped grenades, and even a […]
“I just think I should stay here.” Does art matter? And if so, to what extent? Columbus ponders these profound questions with an intellectually sharp yet ultimately too familiar story. Full of thoughtful […]
“I just prefer to keep certain parts of my life private.” Comedies can be a lot of things all at once, and when done well, are able to mix the […]
“Why are we always yelling?“ The Hitman’s Bodyguard is deafening, delirious, and a handful of dumb fun all at once. There’s really not much to the film to even assess from […]
“We have dreams and imaginations to help us escape.” As a child – and now as a grown man – an unhealthy amount of my leisure life has looked like […]
“You Logan’s must be as simple-minded as people say.” It makes sense that I haven’t come across another film quite like Logan Lucky since I first saw Ocean’s 11. That film, the magnum […]
“It’s big and it’s not big, depending on how you see it.” Brief, bustling, and as bewildering as it is understated, Person to Person serves as a delightful appetizer of a film […]
“Who has the time to type out actual words?” Not everything about The Emoji Movie is horrible. The colors are crisp. The voicework, while uninspired, has been cast well. It’s pretty short. […]
“Better recognize your blessings.” Did I feel embarrassed to ask the high schooler working the ticket booth for one pass to Girls Trip? Hell yes I did, my eyes cast down and […]