Pixels (2015)
“Let the nerds take over.” Pixels is the kind of movie that, for the sake of moviegoers everywhere, needs to be hated. The Adam Sandler brand needs to become as uncool […]
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The Cobbler (2015)
“To truly know a man you must walk in his shoes.” The Cobbler didn’t make it into theaters this year for a reason. Not that it’s horrible, in fact I’ve seen […]
Top Five (2014)
“Not on camera, it doesn’t exist.” There is no better time for film than the end of December. Countless movies are purposefully released at the climax of the calendar year […]
Men, Women & Children
“Before you go I want to give you a pamphlet on the danger of selfies.” Technological advancements are inevitable. We’re a species that survives off of discovery, of finding out […]
Blended (2014)
“We’re here for the zero romance package.” With Blended, the above quote is exactly what you get, and Adam Sandler makes it a staggering eight consecutive bombs. Not since 2009’s […]
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