Blended (2014)
“We’re here for the zero romance package.” With Blended, the above quote is exactly what you get, and Adam Sandler makes it a staggering eight consecutive bombs. Not since 2009’s […]
“We’re here for the zero romance package.” With Blended, the above quote is exactly what you get, and Adam Sandler makes it a staggering eight consecutive bombs. Not since 2009’s […]
“Do the same thing. Everyone’s happy.” Sequels, by and large, don’t work. 22 Jump Street somehow manages to clear that last high hurdle that so many other franchises stumble on. […]
“You’re never going to be happy cooking for someone else.” Chef is exactly what you think that it would be. And that’s nothing against it. This is as enjoyable a […]
“I’m a grenade.” Some movies disappoint. Others never live up to their full potential. And then there are films like The Fault in Our Stars that are everything you’d imagine them to […]
“I’m not really a soldier…” Edge of Tomorrow should not have worked. Moviegoers should have paid for their overpriced ticket, purchased a heart attack sized popcorn and a diabetically massive […]
“I play piano. This is just another gig. Nothing else.” Grand Piano is perhaps one of the most captivating, strangest, and intense movies in recent memory. It’s a combination of Phone […]
“Yeah, we’ll use a coupon and get him a cheap hooker.” The Bromance has been such a common trope this past decade. Supposedly it portrays the way men are hardwired, and […]
“You have no idea what’s coming!” Everyone knows of, or at least has heard the word Godzilla before. The name itself represents a cultural icon and phenomenon that has been […]
“I take good care of everyone.” Most great films, and even just stories, begin and end in the same place. It’s a useful vehicle for storytellers, and one that allows […]
“Be a man and milk me!” Comedies with a hard R rating are a rare breed. They can’t bring in as big of a crowd, leading to less ticket sales, […]