Summer Catch (2001)
“I’m just trying to figure out what inning you’re going to self-destruct.” Upon revisiting Summer Catch, a mediocre film I admittedly fell asleep to nearly every night during the break of 2002, […]
“I’m just trying to figure out what inning you’re going to self-destruct.” Upon revisiting Summer Catch, a mediocre film I admittedly fell asleep to nearly every night during the break of 2002, […]
“Do not sell yourself short.” Like a greatest hits collection from the vast majority of past their prime artists, The High Note doesn’t bring anything new to the table. That’s […]
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“Suffering doesn’t destroy faith. It refines it.” A phoned in and altogether phony movie featuring stale romance and bittersweet drama, I Still Believe’s canned, reheated and overly processed story consistently […]
“It’s a family myth.” It’s such a shame that Leap Year, an interesting idea for a film about the rare extra day we get once every four years, turns out […]
“Sometimes good things take time to develop.” Love stories need heart and heat to be convincing. The Photograph packs too little of either, and the end result is a frustrating […]