Krampus (2015)
“Nothing bad’s gonna happen on Christmas.” Apparently movies geared towards Christmas are some of the hardest to make. First this year we got the deplorable Love the Coopers, followed by the […]
“Nothing bad’s gonna happen on Christmas.” Apparently movies geared towards Christmas are some of the hardest to make. First this year we got the deplorable Love the Coopers, followed by the […]
“What you’re doing is wrong.” In essence, there is little convention to the Frankenstein story or its mythology. Creating life from death should be spectacular, controversial, and dazzling. Victor Frankenstein is just […]
“Ghosts are real. This much I know.” I’ve put a lot of thought into this movie, because frankly, with a director I greatly admire making a film in a genre […]
“You wouldn’t catch me dead in a movie.” If The Final Girls proves anything, it’s that movies can be routine while also surprising. Dumb and smart, plain and beautiful. Sometimes the line […]
“I’m afraid I can’t help you.” You see the poster and you watch the trailer for Knock Knock and expect a low-budget, campy horror comedy. And to start that is what we […]
“Bedtime here is 9:30. It’s probably best if you two shouldn’t come out of your room after that.” Welcome back to the big leagues, M. Night Shyamalan. Throughout the tumultuous career of […]
“Choose your poison.” Spring is a little horror movie with a little hint of romance that does well enough to make the grade. It passes. Visually though, this is absolutely stunning, […]
“I’ve got a weird sense of humor.” What is this movie building towards? That’s what I asked myself, time and time again, while sitting through Creep, a slog of a should’ve-been-sprite 80 […]
“They’re here…” I sat in disbelief once this movie had finished. The reason being, with all of my reservations on the film, I enjoyed Poltergeist. No, it doesn’t hold a flickering candle to […]
“They just wanna get reactions out of people.” Unfriended is the scary movie of the now, a gimmick story pumping on all cylinders with a resonating cautionary tale to back […]