Happy Christmas (2014)
“You think you could babysit for a few hours?” Take paint thinner to the often glossy and extravagant holiday films and you’ll find yourself with Happy Christmas. Not a whole lot happens, […]
“You think you could babysit for a few hours?” Take paint thinner to the often glossy and extravagant holiday films and you’ll find yourself with Happy Christmas. Not a whole lot happens, […]
“You gotta get on with your life.” It’s one thing to plagiarize a film. Even worse is to do it poorly. A wannabe copy of last year’s supremely funny and […]
“Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige, my friend.” For some people, the reason for existence is relevance. The possible attainment of ubiquity gets them out of bed in […]
“Comedy’s all about timing, Har’.” It’s well known among my close circle of friends that I view Grown Ups 2 as one of the worst movies ever made. It’s truly awful. Dumb […]
“I say, tell everyone everything. Why cover anything up, right?” Remember those balancing bird toys as kids? The ones where you’d put the beak on the tip of your finger […]
“For the next minute only, you can curse.” Set in hiker friendly Los Angeles, Wish I Was Here is a film that’s as up and down as the bumpy trails […]
“Who pissed in your Cheerios?” What an insanely likable and faulty movie this is. St. Vincent dishes out the humor but never makes it a buffet of comedy, missing too […]
“Before you go I want to give you a pamphlet on the danger of selfies.” Technological advancements are inevitable. We’re a species that survives off of discovery, of finding out […]
“God, what the hell happened to us?” If you ever want to see a movie at the theater, which few people do these days, go on opening night to a sold out […]
“Why wouldn’t I want to throw myself off of a tall building?” I have a clear memory from grade school of the class clown two years above me threatening to […]