Goosebumps (2015)
“Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist.” The farther that we delve and we dig into the reasonably innocuous Goosebumps, […]
Category Archives: Action
The Martian (2015)
“I’m not gonna die here.” The Martian is the ultimate crowd-pleaser of a movie. It’s an adventure unafraid to declare that being smart is cool, and that having a sense of […]
Sicario (2015)
“Nothing will make sense to your American ears.” We live in a time, or perhaps just a version of a single plane of existence, surrounded by war. No matter how […]
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015)
“I feel like you ask a lot of questions.” Sometimes, the more answers we get, the less interesting things become. As is the case with Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials, a […]
The Young and Prodigious T.S. Spivet (2015)
“The war of mediocrity is the fungus of the mind.” When you watch a film by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, you can expect visual flair in an over the top world of […]
The Transporter Refueled (2015)
“You’re going to make me late, and I hate being late.” Could there be a decent Transporter movie? Yeah, I honestly think so. But when something tries so damn hard […]
No Escape (2015)
“Welcome to the third world.” No Escape is the funniest movie of the summer of 2015. And it’s not a comedy. How can you not laugh at this blatantly condescending, offensively […]
American Ultra (2015)
“I am spooky quiet.” *= terrible pot puns/references meant to make a dreary review on a lousy film a little more bearable. Enjoy. Let’s just get this out there to start; American […]
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)
“The history of man is defined by war.” It sure as hell is hard to have fun during an action movie when the film itself is shackled to the deepest […]
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
“Not very good at this whole subtlety thing, are you?” The shortest way I could think to describe The Man from U.N.C.L.E. was the phrase “aggressively harmless.” Which, if you couldn’t tell, […]
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