If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)
“I just want someone to tell me what to do.” There’s nowhere for Linda (Rose Byrne, destine for an Oscar nomination) to turn in If I Had Legs I’d Kick […]
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The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)
“We don’t run from fights.” Meant to be a send off for the Warrens, The Conjuring: Last Rites doesn’t exactly cast a spell or inject the audience with terror, settling instead […]
The Plague (2025)
“No cure for him.” It’s the Summer of ’03 and the second session of water polo camp. A group of young boys, mostly twelve to thirteen, tread water and the […]
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
“No one’s dumb enough to go where we’re going.” Better than its predecessors but never as groundbreaking as the original, Jurassic World Rebirth is both a step up from previous franchise […]
Twisters (2024)
“If you feel it…chase it.” I saw it once while it blew through theaters, have watched it twice in the comfort of my home, and can confidently say that Twisters […]
Leave the World Behind (2023)
“There is no going back to normal.” We’re not immediately sure why Amanda (Julia Roberts) casts open the New York apartment curtains to waken her husband Clay (Ethan Hawke), an […]
No One Will Save You (2023)
“I’m sorry.” In film and in everyday life, I believe there’s a universally equal power found in brevity. To tell a story concisely is to communicate it clearly, to really […]
River Wild (2023)
“It’ll be fun. Nice change of pace.” I’m not quite sure why River Wild was made, or why somehow decided almost three decades later was the right time to film a […]
Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)
“The key is only the beginning.” There’s a missing wheel and fifth gear and a deeper meaning to Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One holding this film back. […]
The Menu (2022)
“We’ll endeavor to make your evening as pleasant as possible.” Full of folly and fear and glazed with the false pursuit of confectionary perfection, The Menu is fun fodder worth chewing […]
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