The Meg (2018)
“There’s something out there.” A movie that would’ve been better suited as a bad SYFY channel feature than a $100 million+ budgeted Summer Blockbuster, The Meg spends most of its time doing […]
Tag Archives: Science Fiction
The Darkest Minds (2018)
“If they catch you, they’ll kill you.” With absolutely no originality and hardly any unique visual style, The Darkest Minds treats the massive drama at its center with no respect. Instead […]
Sorry to Bother You (2018)
“What have I done that really matters?” Sorry to Bother You calls homes to an intrusive, imaginary world that’s a lot like a fish bowl prison; this might look like its […]
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
“I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most – they pay the price.” Ant-Man and the Wasp is funny and entertaining in the same ways that you’re instantly […]
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
“We’re not compatible.” Visually breathtaking and obtusely written, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom only stands as a significant improvement on 2015’s Jurassic World because that first film in this new trilogy was so cringe-worthy […]
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
“Do not improvise.” Before the picture begins and the origin of all things Han Solo starts to knock us over the head, Solo: A Star Wars Story wisely and sensibly brands […]
Rampage (2018)
“Prepare to engage.” Like an empty-headed romp of 90’s era ridiculousness decked out by modern day’s supreme CGI graphics, Rampage is both a lavish and contemporary throwback to a time where logic […]
Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)
“Why would I do this?” Sitting through Pacific Rim: Uprising is pretty comparable to watching friends play video games for two hours. There’s plenty of action, lots of explosions and gunfire, hoorah […]
Ready Player One (2018)
“I never felt at home in the real world.” Like an 80’s child chomping on countless pieces of Fruit-Stripe flavored gum during a great daydream, Ready Player One is a film studies […]
Annihilation (2018)
“It’s not easy to move on.” Sometimes you just have to let the dust of things settle. To resonate, to form scar tissue, to further rationalize with the wisdom and […]
