Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
“You’re all something to me.” Decidedly less happy this time around, Happy Gilmore 2 falls into the same traps so many long-awaited sequels do. Most of the plot is very similar, […]
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In Your Dreams (2025)
“If you can dream it, you can do it.” In Your Dreams might be the only movie this year where big belly laughs and moments of silence were genuinely shared […]
My Secret Santa (2025)
“My life is kind of a balancing act right now.” Preposterous in all of the worst ways, My Secret Santa is among the worst films of the year, even despite my […]
Find Me Falling (2024)
“The best way to learn a new language is to take on a lover who speaks it.” Much like its meandering and vanilla lead character, Find Me Falling is a film […]
Incoming (2024)
“High School’s gonna murder you.” Ready to serve as many underaged, laugh out loud moments as it is physical eyerolls from the corny script, Incoming is a film too obviously […]
Leave the World Behind (2023)
“There is no going back to normal.” We’re not immediately sure why Amanda (Julia Roberts) casts open the New York apartment curtains to waken her husband Clay (Ethan Hawke), an […]
Family Switch (2023)
“This family looks like it could use a little Christmas magic.” Despite its antics and its sheer volume, little about Family Switch rings out as a true holiday film, and […]
Old Dads (2023)
“It’s not easy to admit when we are wrong.” At its dirty rotten core, Old Dads is an earnest film about how hard it is to be in the wrong, and […]
You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah (2023)
“Everyone has their own thing. And we have ours.” Not since Bo Burnham’s Eighth Grade have I seen a film that feels as in touch with the life or death stakes […]
River Wild (2023)
“It’ll be fun. Nice change of pace.” I’m not quite sure why River Wild was made, or why somehow decided almost three decades later was the right time to film a […]
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