Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
“Alright, let’s do this one last time.” I’ve only read one comic book in my life. Pretty sure it came with a Happy Meal, now that I think of it. […]
Tag Archives: Jake Johnson
Tag (2018)
“We never stopped playing.” Imagine if Peter Pan never grew up but still dabbled in the many vices of adulthood. Picture him smoking weed, visiting the local watering hole for […]
The Mummy (2017)
“This is not a tomb…it’s a prison.” In the screengrab below, the wholly unlikable douche Nick Morton (Tom Cruise) resigns to a death sentence and pulls the parachute on his […]
Digging for Fire (2015)
“There was something truthful about having my own life again.” The simplest way you can describe Joe Swanberg’s career as is prolific. In the same breath, the most complex way […]
Jurassic World (2015)
“No one’s impressed with a dinosaur anymore.” This is the kind of world I want to go to, that I wish I could visit. I’d like to get there first, […]
Let’s Be Cops (2014)
“This is super illegal, right?” Let’s Be Cops is an average story, starring average guys, mostly doing average things. The main takeaway is that it’s hilarious. Like most comedies, it […]
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