Materialists (2025)
“There’s just not a standout quality.” Curiously opening with the dawn of man and transitioning to present day New York, Materialists posits that romantic relationships are primal and that rings and […]
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Dear Santa (2024)
“It was a mistake.” Plagued by horrible acting, lazy direction, and a wayward tone that feels neither right for audiences or children or a blend of the two, Dear Santa […]
It Ends with Us (2024)
“It was a beautiful mess.” Well-meaning, thoughtful, and yet too long for its own good, It Ends with Us is a mildly successful adaptation and depiction of trauma and all […]
Find Me Falling (2024)
“The best way to learn a new language is to take on a lover who speaks it.” Much like its meandering and vanilla lead character, Find Me Falling is a film […]
Incoming (2024)
“High School’s gonna murder you.” Ready to serve as many underaged, laugh out loud moments as it is physical eyerolls from the corny script, Incoming is a film too obviously […]
Twisters (2024)
“If you feel it…chase it.” I saw it once while it blew through theaters, have watched it twice in the comfort of my home, and can confidently say that Twisters […]
The Idea of You (2024)
“I don’t care what they have to say.” I’m not sure any single person knows how to properly explain it, but if you’re lucky enough when it comes to real […]
Anyone But You (2024)
“There’s a thin line between love and hate.” When it comes to Anyone But You, a delightful yet predictably predictable Rom-Com that earns its casual R rating, nothing about the wheel […]
Leave the World Behind (2023)
“There is no going back to normal.” We’re not immediately sure why Amanda (Julia Roberts) casts open the New York apartment curtains to waken her husband Clay (Ethan Hawke), an […]
Candy Cane Lane (2023)
“Nobody reads the fine print.” Based on a real life tradition in El Segundo, California where the Christmas decorations are an actual competition, Candy Cane Lane attempts to borrow that reality […]
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