Materialists (2025)
“There’s just not a standout quality.” Curiously opening with the dawn of man and transitioning to present day New York, Materialists posits that romantic relationships are primal and that rings and […]
“There’s just not a standout quality.” Curiously opening with the dawn of man and transitioning to present day New York, Materialists posits that romantic relationships are primal and that rings and […]
“It was a mistake.” Plagued by horrible acting, lazy direction, and a wayward tone that feels neither right for audiences or children or a blend of the two, Dear Santa […]
“The best way to learn a new language is to take on a lover who speaks it.” Much like its meandering and vanilla lead character, Find Me Falling is a film […]
“High School’s gonna murder you.” Ready to serve as many underaged, laugh out loud moments as it is physical eyerolls from the corny script, Incoming is a film too obviously […]
“I don’t care what they have to say.” I’m not sure any single person knows how to properly explain it, but if you’re lucky enough when it comes to real […]
“There’s a thin line between love and hate.” When it comes to Anyone But You, a delightful yet predictably predictable Rom-Com that earns its casual R rating, nothing about the wheel […]
“Nobody reads the fine print.” Based on a real life tradition in El Segundo, California where the Christmas decorations are an actual competition, Candy Cane Lane attempts to borrow that reality […]
“Who sends Christmas letters anymore?” Best. Christmas. Ever! opens with the cantankerous Charlotte (Heather Graham) breaking the fourth wall and talking directly to audience members, complaining about her old – and […]
“This family looks like it could use a little Christmas magic.” Despite its antics and its sheer volume, little about Family Switch rings out as a true holiday film, and […]
“It’s not easy to admit when we are wrong.” At its dirty rotten core, Old Dads is an earnest film about how hard it is to be in the wrong, and […]