My Secret Santa (2025)
“My life is kind of a balancing act right now.” Preposterous in all of the worst ways, My Secret Santa is among the worst films of the year, even despite my […]
“My life is kind of a balancing act right now.” Preposterous in all of the worst ways, My Secret Santa is among the worst films of the year, even despite my […]
“There’s just not a standout quality.” Curiously opening with the dawn of man and transitioning to present day New York, Materialists posits that romantic relationships are primal and that rings and […]
Best Actor in a Supporting Role: The best performance in a category that isn’t all that stacked will rightfully win. And as a side note, I’m not sure how Borisov […]
“It was a mistake.” Plagued by horrible acting, lazy direction, and a wayward tone that feels neither right for audiences or children or a blend of the two, Dear Santa […]
“It was a beautiful mess.” Well-meaning, thoughtful, and yet too long for its own good, It Ends with Us is a mildly successful adaptation and depiction of trauma and all […]
“The best way to learn a new language is to take on a lover who speaks it.” Much like its meandering and vanilla lead character, Find Me Falling is a film […]
“High School’s gonna murder you.” Ready to serve as many underaged, laugh out loud moments as it is physical eyerolls from the corny script, Incoming is a film too obviously […]
“If you feel it…chase it.” I saw it once while it blew through theaters, have watched it twice in the comfort of my home, and can confidently say that Twisters […]
“I don’t care what they have to say.” I’m not sure any single person knows how to properly explain it, but if you’re lucky enough when it comes to real […]
Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Both supporting categories seem to be completely sealed up, and you can expect Robert Downey Jr. to take home the statue for his cold, […]