If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)
“I just want someone to tell me what to do.” There’s nowhere for Linda (Rose Byrne, destine for an Oscar nomination) to turn in If I Had Legs I’d Kick […]
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One of Them Days (2025)
“I’m not built for this.” A textbook example of how pitch perfect casting can elevate something extremely basic, One of Them Days skates by on the chemistry and comedic chops of its […]
The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)
“We don’t run from fights.” Meant to be a send off for the Warrens, The Conjuring: Last Rites doesn’t exactly cast a spell or inject the audience with terror, settling instead […]
The Pickup (2025)
“Try not to die.” A buddy action comedy that’s never as funny or original as those we remember from the 80’s, The Pickup fails to shift into anything other than […]
The Smashing Machine (2025)
“I’ve never lost a fight.” So many times in the past, I heard Dwayne Johnson talk about his big blockbuster projects and how he doesn’t make movies for the critics…he […]
The Plague (2025)
“No cure for him.” It’s the Summer of ’03 and the second session of water polo camp. A group of young boys, mostly twelve to thirteen, tread water and the […]
Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
“You’re all something to me.” Decidedly less happy this time around, Happy Gilmore 2 falls into the same traps so many long-awaited sequels do. Most of the plot is very similar, […]
Lilo & Stitch (2025)
“Sometimes family isn’t perfect. That doesn’t mean they aren’t good.” Mostly separating itself from the other lifeless live-action adaptations of classic animations by having the winning combo of an adorable […]
Karate Kid: Legends (2025)
“You can control when you get back up.” About three different movies packed into one with none winning out in the end, Karate Kid: Legends attempts to merge familiar faces with […]
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
“No one’s dumb enough to go where we’re going.” Better than its predecessors but never as groundbreaking as the original, Jurassic World Rebirth is both a step up from previous franchise […]
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